HairNet Boy!

So I get to work today and enter the break room and the only people in there are me, another girl, a nice looking young man and HairNet Boy. HairNet Boy is tall, lanky, he's wearing a hat over his hairnet and is in need of Proactiv treatment more than I can tell you.
At first all I really recognize is that HairNet Boy is talking with smooth excitement while the other young man is looking neither amuzed nor interested. I finally hone in on the conversation and realize that HairNet Boy is talking himself up quiet a bit. I hear "check this out, so this girl sees me and she talks to me a little bit cuz we haven't seen eachother in awhile and she was so interested in me that she hunted me down on Facebook and she friend requested me. She said how great it was to run into me and I look better than she remembers. So now I got her blowing me up all the time. But the funny thing is that I got two other girls hitting me up too. And all three of them want me to take them out to the same place. I mean I can't take all three of them out at the same time. I mean I could afford to but I just can't do it. I got girlz all over the place man. I can barely handle it." By this time I am heading out. The other girl has already ditched the atmosphere and I can tell by his expression that the young man has lost all interest in HairNet Boy.
After a few minutes I'm on my checkstand and I look across to the deli area because I hear someone cracking up so obnoxiously that there were snorts coming out that you only hear at 4H competitions and it happens to be HairNet Boy.
I think to myself, "oh yeah, HairNet Boy, you do look better than ever, us ladies are all after you. I just can't resist guys with fast food grease simmering all over their faces while serving slices of pizza and ice cream cones and of course wearing hairnets. That really..... REALLY gets me going."

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